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2K To Parker: Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wife

Oh, this is going to make your day. It's just worth repeating to anyone willing to lend an ear.

If you're not familiar with modern sports games, you should know they have a way of implementing weekly – and even daily – updates concerning the real-life health and status of athletes. For instances, Madden 11 recently dropped the stamina rating for Donovan McNabb after getting slammed by his coach for a lack of conditioning. But 2K Sports is taking it to another level: after a 2K Sports community manager tweeted about it, Kotaku ran a story and the whole world got a big laugh. Spur star Tony Parker's loyalty rating just dropped from 87 to 0 in NBA 2K11 . A loyalty rating is the likelihood of a player resigning with his team in Association mode, if you didn't already know. But why? What'd he do that was "disloyal?"

If you've been following ESPN, you know he split with beauty Eva Longoria and there have been rumors – all but confirmed now – of infidelity on the part of Parker. Obviously, one "loyalty" doesn't have anything to do with the other but it's still a jab by 2K and it's funny . I'm sorry, it just is. I also have one final question for Tony: what the hell is wrong with you?! Did you forget how your wife looked ? Ah well, Tiger Woods syndrome, I suppose.

You know, if these people are so sick of their hot wives and want to toss them to the curb, toss them to me instead. I'll take your leftover scraps. Really, I will.

Related Game(s): NBA 2K11

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Clamedeus
Clamedeus
13 years ago

If she was my wife i would never do that, you have to be completely insane to do something like that, and.. stupid.

Tonesy
Tonesy
13 years ago

Be famous + Wealth + Hot Wife=Disgusting Divorce and lost of appeal

big6
big6
13 years ago

It's like they say… "You can't always have steak."

leatherface
leatherface
13 years ago

but you can always have pie

BikerSaint
BikerSaint
13 years ago

He married a Filet Mignon, but he probably throw it all away for a $2.99 greasy Whopper.
(I hope he got free fries with that)

The dumb a$$, I would have just put a rubber sheet on the bed & kept Eva slathered in A-! Sauce!


Last edited by BikerSaint on 11/25/2010 8:07:20 PM

Milonakis
Milonakis
13 years ago

These are the kind of people that deserve to be smashed into trees like common gamestop employees.

frostface
frostface
13 years ago

Maybe she snores and farts a lot in her sleep!

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
13 years ago

Oh you shoulda put up a picture of her with the article.

fluffer nutter
fluffer nutter
13 years ago

What he did, if he did it, was wrong but going and saying she's a beauty is stretching it a bit. She's easy on the eyes but she's not this amazing looking girl. Plus, she's got quite the deep, manly voice. Just sayin'…

And yes, the loyalty rating is funny.

BikerSaint
BikerSaint
13 years ago

No, she "IS" a beauty!!!

And she may have a high maintenance whiny voice, but it's certainly not manly.

Hey, you sure you're not dreaming of Rosanne Bar???
LMAO

Just Saying….

Ben Dutka PSXE
Ben Dutka PSXE
13 years ago

…right. I see lots of Eva look-alikes at the mall.

eLLeJuss
eLLeJuss
13 years ago

lol. If they toss em to you Ben please share your blessings.

Jed
Jed
13 years ago

That's hilarious, but really, WTF was he thinking? I guess I'll never understand.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

NoOneSpecial
NoOneSpecial
13 years ago

Why the hell do all of the guys with hot wives cheat so much?? Do they not realize how lucky they are?

Underdog15
Underdog15
13 years ago

lol Glad he's not a Raptor anymore!

Well… sorta… my raptors suck… :'(

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
13 years ago

But Velociraptors are still cool

MyWorstNightmar
MyWorstNightmar
13 years ago

Tony Parker?…Raptors?…never happened.

Underdog15
Underdog15
13 years ago

I'm thinking of Anthony Parker is why.

Zorigo
Zorigo
13 years ago

😀 he fails.

cLoudou
cLoudou
13 years ago

I wonder what's LeBron loyalty rating.

Snaaaake
Snaaaake
13 years ago

What the hell is wrong with that guy, I'd kill to marry a woman that pretty.

JDC80
JDC80
13 years ago

I bet Spurs fans that's playing 2k11 are pissed.. Before he extended his deal to four years he would had been a free agent this year.

Alienange
Alienange
13 years ago

She's ok I guess with enough makeup, but I guarantee you'll be disappointed in the morning.

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
13 years ago

*hint hint* Most women are that way. Especially celebrities.

Chip off the makeup and there ain't much to brag about.

BikerSaint
BikerSaint
13 years ago

No, disappointed?…..never.
She'd still be looking fine without any warpaint.

And I wouldn't throw her out of bed for leaving crumbs either(for the first 72 hours at least).

AcHiLLiA
AcHiLLiA
13 years ago

usually most blondes without the makeup.


Last edited by AcHiLLiA on 11/26/2010 12:21:42 AM

RebelJD
RebelJD
13 years ago

LMAO! This is a real gem right here. Love it. Happy Thanksgiving!

PorkChopGamer
PorkChopGamer
13 years ago

Just because because a woman looks good doesn't mean all is peachy. Sometimes a beautiful woman cannot love a man the way he needs to be loved because she's too busy loving herself. A decent looking woman can make you feel like a Superman, her beauty inside making you want to do anything for her. Ah…the old man's ramblin'on…Happy Thanksgiving.

FatherSun
FatherSun
13 years ago

Eva is fine. No doubt. If she has as good a heart as she has a body then he is a fool. Too many factors involved though. My experience with women 8 or above was beautiful at first but then went south real fast when they realized I am not the beckon call type. I know how to treat a real woman but I expect the same in return. It goes both ways. Considering the celebrity status of these two I can only see further complications. Who knows.

I would not have minded having these type of troubles with Eva for a little while. Imagine the make up sex… Hmmm…

By the way.. My Wife is an 11. Hence.. The marital status.


Last edited by FatherSun on 11/25/2010 9:47:01 PM

aaronisbla
aaronisbla
13 years ago

She isn't ugly, thats for sure but she's lacking in the curve department, especially for her to be hispanic. By curves, i don't mean fat either, i mean ass, breast, thighs, that kind of thing. I still give her a high score though.

The woman he supposedly cheating on Eva with is a former teammate Brent Barry's ex wife (separated) Erin Barry. She's not bad looking herself, but still a bad decision on his part. They do say there's always 3 sides to the story, his, hers, and the truth

Thats the Barry family in happier times:

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2010/11/who-is-erin-barry-meet-tony-parkers-mistress.html

BikerSaint
BikerSaint
13 years ago

And here's a pic of all 4 of them together, before all the cheating times hit the media

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/erin-barry-picture/

KNG201
KNG201
13 years ago

maybe she crazy…beautiful dont always mean pefect female. so until they speak on why… he is not stupid.


Last edited by KNG201 on 11/26/2010 6:48:22 AM

GuyverLT
GuyverLT
13 years ago

Well when your rich & famous I guess it really doesn't matter how good your wife looks when you can pretty much get any woman you want. Being rich & famous is almost like a green pass to be with any woman you want. It's hundreds of thousands of women out there right now that know that he's a unfaithful cheater and despite that will still be willing to let themselves be swoop of their feet by him.

Oh well! If it was me I never would have gotten married to begin with. The ocean is a vast place with plenty of fish in it. No real need to just chase after one. A great philosopher by the name of Ash Ketchum once said "I GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL".
Deuces!


Last edited by GuyverLT on 11/26/2010 11:54:51 AM

COD_death
COD_death
13 years ago

Maybe is you people lived with her your opinion would be a little different. Looks are only good for a one night stand or two. They both could be two jackass's behind closed doors. You just don't know

Fane1024
Fane1024
13 years ago

Does this mean 2K will do this to Kobe and the few hundred other NBA players who cheat on their wives (and worse)?

Amusing, but it's kind of pointless to single out one douche bag.

BigBoss4ever
BigBoss4ever
13 years ago

haha good point

BikerSaint
BikerSaint
13 years ago

"The grass ISN'T greener on the other side"

(especially when the divorce lawyer's done taking his road-grader to your bank account"

Robochic
Robochic
13 years ago

hes stupid but again so was tiger woods thinking they can get anyone lol oh well shes better off he's not that good looking

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