John-ShepardJust…woah.
There's no doubt that Ubisoft has presented the gaming world with quite a few bonkers characters in Far Cry 3 , but this guy might just take the cake.
In a new character introduction video, the developers show off Hoyt, the maniacal, depraved mastermind behind a lot of the insanity happening on the island. This is just the kind of guy that makes your eyes grow wide with fear and wonder and awe…people can get this wacky? He owns the "biggest slave-trading ring in the South Pacific" and on top of that, he's a homicidal nutjob. Think you've got what it takes to track him down? 'Cuz this is the kind of guy who won't stop at anything…
Far Cry 3 is set for December 4.
Related Game(s): Far Cry 3
He's got a pretty good crop too.
So he's probably got a case of the crispy chicken skin munchies from smoking way too much of those acres he's growing.
Last edited by BikerSaint on 10/24/2012 10:59:10 PM
It's Leisure Suit Larry.
Lol, he got taller and lost a few pounds, but that's him alright. I hadn't thought about him in years. The last good one was Love For Sail if I'm not mistaken. It was all downhill from there sadly. Ah, the good ol' days when being a perv was hip. Damn these kids today with their hopscotch and hoops with sticks. They think they're the cat's pajamas. This tomfoolery has gotta stop!
I just preordered this today, and every video I watch of this game makes me more and more excited. This fall/winter is such a great time to be a gamer 🙂