Scheduled release date:
Q4 2013
Obsidian Entertainment
Number Of Players:
Release Date:
March 4, 2013

It’s long past time for “South Park” to have a definitive video game. We’ve been waiting patiently for South Park: The Stick of Truth , which has earned new life after Ubisoft purchased the dying THQ Montreal studio. The new publisher confirmed that Obsidian Entertainment’s latest will drop this holiday season, when it will be available for the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 and PC. If you’re an avid fan of the iconic TV show, you’re probably anxious to learn more about the action/RPG that will undoubtedly deliver lots of laughs.

Players assume the role of “The New Kid” (aka Douchebag), an agent of destruction sent by Imperial Wizard Eric Cartman. You must infiltrate the fortified base of the elves and locate the legendary Stick of Truth before the guardians (Stan and Kyle) can stop them. The New Kid’s special ability is that he farts. That’s right, he farts long and loud and can fry his enemies to a crisp with a tremendous gaseous blast. He and his wingman, Butters, carve their way through hordes of fantastical baddies; The New Kid attacks with farted fireballs and even his own turds collected from the urinal. Burritos act as mana, if you’re wondering, and the rest is appropriately…foul.