Oh, stop laughing. It's still coming. No, really. It is.

Those who had been following the 13-year saga of Duke Nukem Forever were on the verge of a heart attack when Gearbox Software announced an actual release date for "Did Not Finish:" May 3. We had seen dates before, but none so darn close, and none that came along with trailers and media and interviews. So we all assumed that this was it…ah, but you know what happens when we assume. Here's Gearbox boss Randy Pitchford: