Well now, what do we have here ?

Gaming has changed over the course of three decades. It has replaced non-video party games like Pictionary and Charades. "Party gaming" is almost a genre in and of itself although it usually consists of fun, colorful puzzle games or music-based titles.

But Ubisoft has decided to spice things up with We Dare , the game that is sorta like Spin the Bottle times a zillion. Apparently being designed for the Wii and the PS3 (for the Move, specifically), it'll have you "bob for kisses" and get down and dirty with a little spanking and stripping. Think we're lying? Yeah? Watch this.

Ubisoft's sales pitch is as follows:

"We Dare is a sexy, quirky, party game that offers a large variety of hilarious, innovative and physical, sometimes kinky, challenges. The more friends you invite to party, the spicier the play!"

Enter the feminists (some girl on girl but no guy on guy in that trailer), the concerned parents who still live in 1986 and think this game is designed for their 7-year-old (because all video games are for kids), and just about anyone who finds this titillation offensive. But we're going to bypass all that and exclaim right now-

It's the greatest game idea ever. And I will now go find some willing female individuals who will help us do a video commentary of this game. Watch that sh** hit YouTube like a megaton of bricks.

Related Game(s): We Dare

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Danny007
Danny007
11 years ago

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ace_boon_coon
ace_boon_coon
11 years ago

I don't like shovelware, but if this gets the chick to strip down I'm all for it.

FatherSun
FatherSun
11 years ago

Naughty Dog should make a Naughty game.

sawao_yamanaka
sawao_yamanaka
11 years ago

Lol for 12 and up! Hilarious!

TheHighlander
TheHighlander
11 years ago

LOL! Awesome squared….

All I can say is…

…and people think that JRPGs like Ar Tonelico Quoga and Record of Agarest War are bad!? At least they're just cartoons!

This game will be….I don't really know actually…

ROTFLMAO!


Last edited by TheHighlander on 2/24/2011 5:05:51 PM

Scarecrow
Scarecrow
11 years ago

Dude, that's the kind of hypocrisy that truly gets to me.

Eld
Eld
11 years ago

Well said TheHighlander

The Doom
The Doom
11 years ago

They're cartoons? I didn't know they were on television 😛

Underdog15
Underdog15
11 years ago

Neither are the cartoon's in a newspaper. What's your point?

TheHighlander
TheHighlander
11 years ago

Doom,

Huh?

Cartoon – characters that are drawn.

Anime – characters that are drawn, aka cartoons, but in a specific artistic style. Anime is a subset of cartoon.

I fail to see how supposedly racy action in a game that features anime characters (aka cartoons) matches up against a game like this that has real people enacting racy situations with each other during play. Granted the on-screen characters on the Wii version are particularly cartoony. But I think that most people got the point – even if you missed it by a country mile.

The Doom
The Doom
11 years ago

It bothers me to see people assoicate anme characters with characters influcened by anme like theyre the same

Teddie9
Teddie9
11 years ago

probably will never get it, but it looks funny…ish..

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
11 years ago

I find it offensive for being stupid.

jlch777
jlch777
11 years ago

lol!!!

Eld
Eld
11 years ago

Waiting for FOX response:)

kraygen
kraygen
11 years ago

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen, for one, your wii wouldn't know if you were spanking that girl, kissing the controller, or stripping, all it knows it that the controller is shaking all over.

Second, I highly doubt that just because you invite your friends over your wife/girlfriend will agree to some hot girl on girl action. If it did, they would have made a much raunchier version of this years ago.

Dumb in so many ways, I'm offended they are putting this on the ps3. Ubisoft is known for dumb games, but wow.


Last edited by kraygen on 2/24/2011 6:37:29 PM

Ben Dutka PSXE
Ben Dutka PSXE
11 years ago

….um, I'm willing to bet this isn't designed for people in committed relationships. 😉

FatherSun
FatherSun
11 years ago

It wouldn't matter if the Wii controller knows what you are doing. What does matter is that the players do.

Underdog15
Underdog15
11 years ago

If they're playing this game, I doubt they do. lol

kraygen
kraygen
11 years ago

Yeah, I just think, if ya wanna get down and dirty with your friends, the wii isn't really where I'd be looking to get started.

BigBoss4ever
BigBoss4ever
11 years ago

when i am gaming, i just want to focus on serious gaming,( chop up the boss, level up, hunting down the treasure, maxing out the levels, completing all the quest, kill the hardest boss etc u know the stuff…) if i want to do other stuff i.e. sex or wutnot, i will allocate other time for myself, NOT through gaming.

to me, gaming is gaming, it is serious as I am a serious hardcore gamer.

so as fun as it looks in the video, it is not my dish.


Last edited by BigBoss4ever on 2/24/2011 6:50:59 PM

rogers71
rogers71
11 years ago

So if you want to have sex, you allocate time for yourself? Really?

To each his own. Have fun then. LOL

mexgeo86
mexgeo86
11 years ago

I'm still waiting on my drinking games for motion controls. Though _any_ game can be a drinking game, I'd like to see one made specifically for drinking. Perhaps mini games/timed events of sorts.


Last edited by mexgeo86 on 2/24/2011 7:13:39 PM

matt99
matt99
11 years ago

That would be great, if only to see the drunken behaviour disclaimer every time you start up the game.

Underdog15
Underdog15
11 years ago

I'm not letting any drunk friends touch my PSMove, lest they break it!

rogers71
rogers71
11 years ago

I take it you folks haven't heard of Pong Toss for the Wii. It came out way back in 2008. It was originally called Beer Pong but alot of controversy caused the developers to rename it to Pong Toss and take out the alcohol reference but it is still a drinking game. Look it up, I am not lying.

FatherSun
FatherSun
11 years ago

SEX SELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
11 years ago

Then just make a porno movie maker for use with the PSEye and Move.

FatherSun
FatherSun
11 years ago

If your girl sees your Wii and says U-B-SOFT then its game over.

lol…

rogers71
rogers71
11 years ago

Nice word play dude!!!

Snorge
Snorge
11 years ago

LMAO!

Lairfan
Lairfan
11 years ago

Kinky and stupid, all in one $39.99 package!

DjEezzy
DjEezzy
11 years ago

Man perfect Drinking Game. Thats for sure. Can you imagine a bunch of drunk chicks playing this? Could get a bit more adult then they let on. Anyways, this looks absolutely retarded. LOL. Pass

FatherSun
FatherSun
11 years ago

This is PURE GENIUS on Ubisofts part. There are what?, A billion Wiis out there?(coming to PS3 as well). Not only that, make no doubt about it, this game will make headlines everywhere. It will create excitement and outrage in one fell swoop. I can see this in womens magazines everywhere. And I predict that if questioned Ubisoft will bend to feminists and create another alternate ending where they address the boys as well. If they haven't already.

The game is garbage of course but considering the innuendo it really doesn't matter does it. To be honest I am actually surprised this hasn't been done before. I know there are a few sex games out there but this is not as repulsive as those crazy things you hear about on the internet.

Ben, you definitely must do a commentary on this game. I am sure you will find some honeys to make it interesting.


Last edited by FatherSun on 2/24/2011 8:50:12 PM

Underdog15
Underdog15
11 years ago

I wonder what kind of trophies you get…. And can you publish them to facebook, or will they all be "hidden"?

MadKatBebop
MadKatBebop
11 years ago

Wow, when I want to get it in, Ill get it but not through the Wii or PS3.


Last edited by MadKatBebop on 2/24/2011 8:59:34 PM

Dreno
Dreno
11 years ago

So after doing my daily game news run ( psxe, g4, and then gamefly ), gotta love phone apps, I read about this game here and then again on g4.

G4 said it would be released for the wii and kinect, but it also said this game was already out in europe but that ubisoft said it WOULD NOT be comming to the US. So those of you who weren't interested, fret not. You won't have to deal with it.

Personally, I would never have played cause my gal would trip. Maybe in my singles years I would've played this game, but those days are long gone and with them too, the freedom to play games like this. Oh well I guess.

Bring on wkc2 !!!

TheHighlander
TheHighlander
11 years ago

G4 must have a serious bit of MS bias considering the release I saw only talks about Wii and PS Move.

AnonWTF
AnonWTF
11 years ago

At first, I thought this was going to be a stupid ass video. Damn, was I wrong.

Underdog15
Underdog15
11 years ago

No, you were right. It's a stupid ass video.

TheHighlander
TheHighlander
11 years ago

LOL! it wasn't a stupid-assed video, it was a strange crazy-assed video of a stupid half-assed attempt at exploiting sex in a video game.

Oyashiro
Oyashiro
11 years ago

I was a bit taken aback that this is a actual game… Watching this, I seriously thought the Collage Humor logo would pop up at any time.

Wow…

mike rlz
mike rlz
11 years ago

worst. foreplay. ever.

Underdog15
Underdog15
11 years ago

I'm frightened that you even thought it was foreplay to begin with!

TheHighlander
TheHighlander
11 years ago

Underdog…

ROTFLMAO!

mike rlz
mike rlz
11 years ago

haha… seriously, who thinks rubbing your nose on a wiimote is sexy?

Underdog15
Underdog15
11 years ago

hmm… only example I can think of is Simba and Nala in The Lion King.

It was cute and all… but I didn't feel the love that night.

spiderboi
spiderboi
11 years ago

Hmm.. Move may have some issues playing this, as the light will be blocked quite a lot.

And yeah, no. i wouldn't wanna be eating the light ball out of my Move. I'm all for putting my Move in a girl's pants (see what I did there?) but if a guy will put it in his pants? Doubly NO! Chick sweat: yes. Guy sweat. NO. *Machismo mode*

CHAOS THEORY X
CHAOS THEORY X
11 years ago

WOAH! Game of the year hands down!!!

Riku994
Riku994
11 years ago

I can't wait to try this with my gf..