So, who wants to party with the Duke?

In all honesty, even the contest details will leave you with more questions than answers, but they're intriguing questions…and the answers might not even matter. Duke Nukem Forever drops on May 3 but in the meantime, the King is going to party hard in Las Vegas on Monday, February 7 – yeah, that's this Monday – and you can attend. All you have to do is hand in a 100-word essay explaining why you want to go, and get it in before the day is out. For some bizarre reason, this contest only runs between February 3 and February 4, so start writing. Here's a snippet from the contest page:

"So, if you'll be in the Las Vegas area on Monday, February 7, are 21 years of age or older, and want to spend some time playing with Duke and Duke Nukem Forever, let him know by filling out the form below. Each and every note will be reviewed by one of Duke's lovely ladies and the hand-picked best-of-the-best will be invited to party at his side."

Yeah, the questions are many. Who's the real-life Duke? What exactly will we be doing at this party? Will the game be there? Are lap dances complimentary? …are journalists disqualified?

Related Game(s): Duke Nukem Forever

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PasteNuggs
PasteNuggs
9 years ago

Sounds….Interesting, I guess.

frylock25
frylock25
9 years ago

my bday is sunday so this would have been cool if i lived any where near vegas. sadly i live near chicago and just got slammed with 3 feet of snow. i can barely leave my house. oh well

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
9 years ago

What? No plane ticket? Boooo. You probably get to party with a Duke doppelganger, get some cash to gamble with, and a night with a hooker in a hotel room that has DNF hooked up to the TV.

Hezzron
Hezzron
9 years ago

You only get the hooker if Charlie Sheen is out of town.

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
9 years ago

He can have the porn stars.

Hezzron
Hezzron
9 years ago

I'm very curious to see how this game is received critically and commercially. Will it be any good, and will gamers unfamiliar with the franchise be drawn to it?

It's like resurrecting someone from a few generations ago, and throwing them into the modern world.

Oxvial
Oxvial
9 years ago

Yes wonder how gonna resonate with this facebook kidz gen.

Alienange
Alienange
9 years ago

You think people who hang out with Duke in Vegas can write a 100 word essays??

___________
___________
9 years ago

dam, where did i put that passport!?

556pineapple
556pineapple
9 years ago

Wow, essays are so un-Duke, but I guess they gotta pick a deserving winner somehow.

TheHighlander
TheHighlander
9 years ago

I can't believe that no one has said this yet.

::Duke voice::

Come get some!