So, who wants to party with the Duke?
In all honesty, even the contest details will leave you with more questions than answers, but they're intriguing questions…and the answers might not even matter. Duke Nukem Forever drops on May 3 but in the meantime, the King is going to party hard in Las Vegas on Monday, February 7 – yeah, that's this Monday – and you can attend. All you have to do is hand in a 100-word essay explaining why you want to go, and get it in before the day is out. For some bizarre reason, this contest only runs between February 3 and February 4, so start writing. Here's a snippet from the contest page:
"So, if you'll be in the Las Vegas area on Monday, February 7, are 21 years of age or older, and want to spend some time playing with Duke and Duke Nukem Forever, let him know by filling out the form below. Each and every note will be reviewed by one of Duke's lovely ladies and the hand-picked best-of-the-best will be invited to party at his side."
Yeah, the questions are many. Who's the real-life Duke? What exactly will we be doing at this party? Will the game be there? Are lap dances complimentary? …are journalists disqualified?
Related Game(s): Duke Nukem Forever