Duke Nukem Forever is coming next year (no, damnit, it is ; it was all confirmed and official and everything) and to pay tribute to the "biggest bad-ass of all time," we give you an attitude-laden fan movie.

But when we say "fan movie," we're not talking about your standard dopey, grainy, shaky, ultimately laughable YouTube production. No, "The Duke: Fate of Humanity" was actually directed by Finnish filmmaker Paul J. Helin and although there isn't much in the way of dialogue and action (it's only 3:25 in length), the piece's professional sheen is obvious. It really captures the essence of Duke Nukem…which is to say, the epitome of kick-ass coolness.

Yeah, that's pretty sweet. We're only missing Duke's trademark "shake it, baby!" and for extra creative inspiration, he could've caught his reflection in that shiny lighter, thereby giving us his "damn, I'm lookin' good!" saying. Oh, and one last suggestion- he needs a bigger gun. A much, much bigger gun. Look into, Mr. Helin. Duke don't carry pansy firearms.

Related Game(s): Duke Nukem Forever

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Zen_Zarab
Zen_Zarab
9 years ago

There are two other things that bothered me about that….trailer?

1, Is the gun as you have mentioned Ben.

2, Was the way he ran in the end…. that doesn't seem like a very cool way of running and holding a handgun…

Aside from those. A full length movie would be cool. 😀

frostface
frostface
9 years ago

Yeah he looked kinda lame when he ran off holdin the gun like a sissy at the end there, I thought I was the only one to notice that.

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
9 years ago

You can't really blame him though, the Fins run like Welshmen 🙂

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
9 years ago

Can't wait to rock out with Duke again. If they announce a delay or any such thing there will be hell to pay. Hell I say.

"Let's rock."

RebelJD
RebelJD
9 years ago

Nice (:

BikerSaint
BikerSaint
9 years ago

Damn, Johanna Pohtinen was looking fine.

SixSpeedKing
SixSpeedKing
9 years ago

Now let's cut him some slack, I mean a Desert Eagle .50 Cal is no sissy gun, though I will agree that he ran kinda funny holdin the gun like that lol.

Alienange
Alienange
9 years ago

You got your guns all mixed up boy!

animalmother
animalmother
9 years ago

Are you sure alienage? it sure looked like a D-Eagle, not sure if it was 50 cal tho.

SixSpeedKing
SixSpeedKing
9 years ago

You're right, I don't know that it's a .50 cal but it is a D-eagle.


Last edited by SixSpeedKing on 12/28/2010 11:58:25 PM

Alienange
Alienange
9 years ago

I suspect it was because they had a ridiculous fake Duke voice. Other than that it was cool for sure.

___________
___________
9 years ago

speak of the devil, i was wondering when the duke nukem first access club members will be getting there demo code.
thats one thing i really cant understand, and wish would change.
demos are ready for 10s of thousands to play, so why not pop them on the PSN to play?
ok, they might be buggy broken POS but so what there demos!
anyway, gearbox please hurry up and get those demo codes out!
its time to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum, and im all out of gum!
plus, which other game will let me kick a aliens eyeball through a goalpost!?
now that was a classic! true duke nukem style!

Qubex
Qubex
9 years ago

That was quite a good piece… a little bit of Duke Nukem fun never hurt anybody… accept the bad guys 🙂

Q!

"hail to the King… baby!"

AugustoDeItalia
AugustoDeItalia
9 years ago

is that a trailer of an upcoming movie or is that the whole movie ? O.o

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
9 years ago

That's the movie Mr. John Wilkes Booth.

animalmother
animalmother
9 years ago

Excellent, very well done.

"Its time to kick @$$ and chew bubble gum….and im all outta gum".