Duke Nukem Forever is coming next year (no, damnit, it is ; it was all confirmed and official and everything) and to pay tribute to the "biggest bad-ass of all time," we give you an attitude-laden fan movie.
But when we say "fan movie," we're not talking about your standard dopey, grainy, shaky, ultimately laughable YouTube production. No, "The Duke: Fate of Humanity" was actually directed by Finnish filmmaker Paul J. Helin and although there isn't much in the way of dialogue and action (it's only 3:25 in length), the piece's professional sheen is obvious. It really captures the essence of Duke Nukem…which is to say, the epitome of kick-ass coolness.
Yeah, that's pretty sweet. We're only missing Duke's trademark "shake it, baby!" and for extra creative inspiration, he could've caught his reflection in that shiny lighter, thereby giving us his "damn, I'm lookin' good!" saying. Oh, and one last suggestion- he needs a bigger gun. A much, much bigger gun. Look into, Mr. Helin. Duke don't carry pansy firearms.
Related Game(s): Duke Nukem Forever