Oh, come on. No way. It can't be true. It just…it can't . It's too absurd.

As most of you know, Tecmo is a big fan of certain "big things" attached to the hot girls in their games. The best examples have always been those Dead Or Alive Xtreme volleyball games, but there's certainly a good deal of bouncing going on in with the top-heavy chicks in Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 . Rachel and Ayane have busts that would probably fit a woman 11 feet tall but apparently, that wasn't enough for Tecmo…no, they wanted to give you control over those massive breasts. Did you realize that, according to various reports from around the Internet (including IGN, Kotaku, and The Sixth Axis), the developers are attaching Sixaxis motion sensing support to the chests of those girls? Tecmo PR has even verified that this "jiggle feature" is included in the game, even though we still have difficulty believing in its existence. So like…if you dip or shift the Sixaxis in a certain direction, the breasts will follow without any movement of the woman? How is this going to work? Why do we get the feeling it's gonna be more comical than sexy?

Well Tecmo, you've certainly outdone yourselves this time. We have to remind ourselves that there's a downright stellar action title beneath that surface flash, but right now, it's hard to think about anything else.

Related Game(s): Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2

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kevinater321
kevinater321
11 years ago

THIS. IS. AWSOME.

JMO_INDY
JMO_INDY
11 years ago

One word gentleman, boobs, enough said.

zee
zee
11 years ago

ONLY ON PS3 🙂

tes37
tes37
11 years ago

This is insane. They left out the ability to make their butt jiggle too.

MadKatBebop
MadKatBebop
11 years ago

I know huh!.

TheHighlander
TheHighlander
11 years ago

Butt jiggle would at least have been moderately more realistic since you can flex he muscles back there to move stuff around. Apart the from lady weight lifters, I don't know many women who can shift their cleavage using their pecs.

cLoudou
cLoudou
11 years ago

Looks like I'll be playing with my controller when I get this game.

Cpt_Geez
Cpt_Geez
11 years ago

Lmfao!!

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
11 years ago

LOL, so I can make her tits point straight up and punch her in the face? If I have a friend over can each controller control one breast?


Last edited by WorldEndsWithMe on 9/3/2009 10:22:00 PM

jaybiv
jaybiv
11 years ago

Thanks for the laugh!

mexgeo86
mexgeo86
11 years ago

Best use of the SixAxis yet

Naga
Naga
11 years ago

Drools……….boobs

ceedot
ceedot
11 years ago

You guys are fu**ing sad. What's the point of that?
Just get girlfriends or something, fu**.
Tecmo are even sadder for contemplating that.
Far out.

Ben Dutka PSXE
Ben Dutka PSXE
11 years ago

You're the guy who stands up in theaters when sex scenes pop up, just to tell everyone to "get a life," huh?

It's lighthearted stuff man. Climb down off the cross and use the wood to build a bridge and get over it.

TheHighlander
TheHighlander
11 years ago

"Climb down off the cross and use the wood to build a bridge and get over it. "

Quote…of…the…week.

ROTFLMAO!

tes37
tes37
11 years ago

ceedot

I think they're putting in an "A" cup mode for those who don't want the bounce.

Banky A
Banky A
11 years ago

ceedot,

Far out man. You have a sweet LBP avatar. But you always post the most 'saddest' comments that pretty much indicate that we're nerds and need to stop loving games to much ^_^

jdt1981
jdt1981
11 years ago

Someone needs to lighten up a bit. 🙂

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
11 years ago

Why do you hate harmless fun?

fluffer nutter
fluffer nutter
11 years ago

Maybe ceedot has the fear of drowning in cleavage? I know I've gasped for air before. Not that I'm complaining. What would you prefer? Connecting the motion controls to their bowels? Thus, producing some horific flatulent sounds or maybe even… diarrhea?

Ayane
Ayane
11 years ago

Pft…how many real girls have assets like these? I say bring it on Tecmo.
Besides, why so quick to associate harmless jiggling breasts with getting/having girlfriends and having sexual intercourse?
I think some people need to get their mind of out the gutter…if possible.

tes37
tes37
11 years ago

LOL. Man ….. fluffer nutter
You deserve a psxextreme t-shirt, a box of donuts or something. Stand up quality joke there.

NiteKrawler
NiteKrawler
11 years ago

We're sad? But…aren't we the ones that are having fun here? Here's an idea. Get a voice about things that actually matter kthxbai.

Jed
Jed
11 years ago

Ben Dutka FTW

That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

___________
___________
11 years ago

ceedot now admitted to the burns room.
thanks ben you made my day.

ceedot
ceedot
11 years ago

lol if you guys are sad enough to endorse this, you obviously all get none. go to a brothel if you're that desperate. I'm just telling it how it is. grow dicks, then use them.

ceedot
ceedot
11 years ago

Oh, and I'm against it because I play games for the gameplay. Obviously they don't have qua-li-ty gameplay, therefor they resort to using the denied sexality of boys and men (you all) to sell games.

kevinater321
kevinater321
11 years ago

No one here said that they would buy this game for that feature, but it certainly pushes us further….

fluffer nutter
fluffer nutter
11 years ago

Can we sign this guy up to be our national Tresurer? He's on a roll…

TheHighlander
TheHighlander
11 years ago

@sea.

I think you'll find that,

a) tes isn't a guy

and

b) in at least one case (that would be me) getting some isn't an issue.

Think about it this way. Kids (boys and some girls too) like to play with toy guns. Then they grow up a bit and they like to play with bigger and better toy guns that even shoot pellets. Eventually (at least in the US) they 'grow up' and start playing with the biggest guns they'll get. Do you think that having really big guns to play with will stop anyone from playing with a nice gun, even if it's just a little toy gun? I mean, nice guns are nice guns. You know?

The point being that having a healthy and very regular sex life doesn't stop you from appreciating pretty or sexy things. Even if those things are moving images.

Ben Dutka PSXE
Ben Dutka PSXE
11 years ago

ceedot: Nobody is endorsing anything, least of all me.

And the reason I REALLY dislike people like you is because you automatically assume that if there's such a questionable feature in a game (admittedly useless), the rest of it must suck. And the gameplay in Sigma 2 is top-notch; if you hadn't noticed, those games are some of the best action titles ever made.

And stop trying to pretend that you're the only guy around here that "gets any" and we're all just living in our parents' basement hoping to one day kiss a girl. It's both egotistical and insulting so SHUT IT.


Last edited by Ben Dutka PSXE on 9/4/2009 10:26:17 AM

Imagi
Imagi
11 years ago

i am going to make a point of getting my girl to bounce up and down on me, while i use the jiggle feature because i can 🙂

Play beyond….The power of Playstation

ceedot
ceedot
11 years ago

See, the highlander makes a valid point (and I respect that even if it's not vice versa), while all you others are whining at my statement. even you ben.
I think cheap gags aren't a way to sell your game. (xtreme doa beach volleyball) It may be funny, but it should really be an easter egg that people find out. THAT makes it funny.

Ben Dutka PSXE
Ben Dutka PSXE
11 years ago

More insults. You're assuming people will actually spend $60 on a game for this very feature.

NOBODY is going to do that and if anyone does, they will comprise about .05% of the purchasing crowd. People love NG for its brutal action and polished style. These are fantastic games the whole way 'round.

And nobody is whining. We're just asking to get off your high horse, or at least stop pretending as if you're the lone voice of reason or some such sh**.

NiteKrawler
NiteKrawler
11 years ago

I can't believe a gamer (Ceedot) would actually hold the stereotypes that us gamers are trying to overcome. Ceedot, are you a technologically impaired mother? A priest? …Jack Thompson?

tes37
tes37
11 years ago

LOL. Highlander. I am indeed a guy, trust me on this. That kick stand bit with WorldEndsWithMe was a joke he started and I just played along for laughs. I am not gay and I don't own anything with a kickstand on it.

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
11 years ago

Big ups to Ben for keeping it about the games. It's all about the games ceedot. Paying attention to cheap thrills has yet to stop any man from getting expensive thrills (real women). So yeah, just cuz you finally put your wanger in someone doesn't make you special. Remember the little man in the boat is on top.

jdt1981
jdt1981
11 years ago

Ceedot your soapbox rants aren't necessary… It's like you fail to realize that allot of us supposedly excited about this breast jiggle feature are merely joking and poking fun… I personally am not interested in NGS2 because it's just not my cup of tea and no amount of D size breasts with realistic jiggling will change that…

Diggity Dan
Diggity Dan
11 years ago

Yea man, video game boobs are tits!

TheHighlander
TheHighlander
11 years ago

@Tes

Now tes, don't go ruining it for everyone, there's a fiction to be maintained you know.

;P


Last edited by TheHighlander on 9/5/2009 12:56:47 AM

tes37
tes37
11 years ago

Highlander

tes is my initials, my name is Troy if that helps with viewing me as a guy now. I liked to have sh*t when I read that comment. Lol

ceedot
ceedot
11 years ago

it's an insult because I'm telling the truth? If I told a gay person they are gay, it's not an insult, it's fact.
It may be a good game, but this isn't news. it's shit.

ceedot
ceedot
11 years ago

lol nitekrawler, i'm a mother priest named jack who likes women in bed.

TheHighlander
TheHighlander
11 years ago

@tes

LOL!

Not helping the fiction with this…Now no one will think twice before flaming you…

jdt1981
jdt1981
11 years ago

This little feature immediately catapults this game into game of the year caliber… Why this wasn't done before I have no idea. Maybe it's because now that it's on the PS3 the CELL processor has the power for realistic breast jiggle physics. The power of the Cell has blessed us again…


Last edited by jdt1981 on 9/3/2009 10:31:56 PM

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
11 years ago

lol, the cell jiggle physics factor, henceforth known as JPF.

OPHIDIAN
OPHIDIAN
11 years ago

lol to think, they actually had to sit there and configure this, perverts! Still funny though 😛

Xra897
Xra897
11 years ago

i guess deleting blood gets something more

Jalex
Jalex
11 years ago

Same as with Rose in 'Guns of the Patriots', I assume?
I liked it better in the aforementioned game, however, due to the fact that nobody was talking about it, you simply discovered it for yourself.

Oyashiro
Oyashiro
11 years ago

I was about to say the same. It was a good day when I found that out! XD