There's often that one day when all of the news is focused around one company, and today seems to be Konami's day. We've already put up two stories regarding a possible new Metal Gear game to be unveiled at the show, and Konami has just added fuel to the fire by sending out this bit of hype in regards to their E3 announcements. And it reads:

“With Surprise Guests and Revolutionary Announcements, This is An Event You Do Not Want to Miss! Featuring a variety of high-profile speakers for all major platforms, Konami’s Press Conference will highlight games across all genres targeted towards players of all age groups and skill levels. Konami will feature groundbreaking announcements that you will truly not want to miss.”

Some pretty powerful words to use, Konami. Revolutionary? Groundbreaking? It seems like a Metal Gear game is all but obvious at this point, so we'd better see Kojima walk up on stage enclosed in a gigantic Jehuty mech-suit waving flags with "ZOE3" written on them. Because I swear with the words "all age groups" in that message, the last thing I want to see is a bunch of Wii games. In the, slightly altered, words of Dave Chappelle and Ashy Larry, write this down Konami: M-A-R-S. Mars, bitches. That's where [I want to go]. Red rocks! Yey, yey!

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rossinator_99
rossinator_99
11 years ago

revolutionay? caught you.

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www
11 years ago

LOL

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www
11 years ago

Wat's up with that pic Arnold?

ArnoldK PSXE
ArnoldK PSXE
11 years ago

Read the end of the article. If you can't figure it out, you'll have to wait until someone does. I'm certain someone will.

Jian2069
Jian2069
11 years ago

its Chappelle. read the last paragraph.

SarahPalinMILF
SarahPalinMILF
11 years ago

possibly the greatest sketch comedy show ever created…

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www
11 years ago

It appears i don't know no Chapelle

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
11 years ago

Lol, MARS Bitches! I've got the only two real seasons of Chappelle on DVD, love the black bush skit too. Thanks for pickin up the news while Ben's out Arnold, we do appreciate it and your funny pics.

Ahem… back to the meat of the matter, ALL genres? Does this mean we can expect a Konami RPG?

R-P-G bitches! Better be at least…


Last edited by WorldEndsWithMe on 5/22/2009 3:06:14 PM

Jian2069
Jian2069
11 years ago

Please be metal gear please please please.
Also I agree, the last thing Konami wants to put out some Wii games.

King James
King James
11 years ago

I love Chappelle Show. Best Comedy show of our time.
Great pic selection, again Arnold.

"Oil? Wha…B*$%h u cooking?"

ArnoldK PSXE
ArnoldK PSXE
11 years ago

My favorite part of the segment. Gotta love him knocking over the water and running. Hahahaha.

MadKatBebop
MadKatBebop
11 years ago

I haven't seen the Chappelle Show in forever man!

Jalex
Jalex
11 years ago

Mars, hmm? Would you settle for a space colony set in the 'Policenauts' universe?
That's my pick for the most surprising announcement I could hear.

Fabi
Fabi
11 years ago

Hahaha awesome Arnold.

Mos Def looked hilarious in that skit.

Fabi
Fabi
11 years ago

Sony already has enough content announced to win E3, but if ANYTHING else comes out being an exclusive, it is a DONE DEAL.

If MGS5 is announced, then it's not just a done deal, it's time to sell all the 360's and buy a PS3.

How funny would it be for MGS4 to get announced for the 360, but MGS5 announced for the PS3? Both released on the same day, hehe.

007
007
11 years ago

dude mgs4 is not announced for 360 it's just a stupid rumour that keeps on poping up

Naga
Naga
11 years ago

I can't blame them they want it soo bad

karneli lll
karneli lll
11 years ago

They cant help it, they dont have much to play!

556pineapple
556pineapple
11 years ago

If they all want it so bad, they should just buy PS3s already instead of making up rumors.

Jawknee
Jawknee
11 years ago

Seriously. I wish they would stop already. If i wanted to play Queers of War that bad i would just buy a Crapbox3shity.

Oyashiro
Oyashiro
11 years ago

Revolutionary & Groundbreaking?

Konami introducing nanomachine controlled games! >_> OMG! IT METAL GEAR!!!

darxed
darxed
11 years ago

Would love an RPG… Konami's are great. Another Metal Gear would be great too, even if it's with Raiden…

Darth Koth
Darth Koth
11 years ago

Arnold, do you think the announcement might be that Konami may have bought some new development tool like aluminum tubes? do I need to tell you what the Eff you can do with an aluminum tube, ALUMINUM!!!

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
11 years ago

beat people to death with them?

fstop
fstop
11 years ago

In this day and age anything could be considered "revolutionary & groundbreaking". Honestly though, think about it? How cool would it be to play in ZOE 3 with the 3D tech that sony and everyone else was showing early this year? Imagine being inside Jehuty's frame, seeing the instrument panel floating in front of you like so many movies show now-a-days?
Cool thought huh?
Revolutionary & Groundbreaking? No.
Hella, cool?
As Stewie would say: "Ooooooooohhh yeeeeaaaaahhhh!" (in his tone of course)

BikerSaint
BikerSaint
11 years ago

As I said in the previous thread….

At 97:20:06, Kojima will unveil Metal Gear-5, at E3.

97:20:06 + 5 + E + 3(being shown on Kojima's site)

BikerSaint
BikerSaint
11 years ago

And hopefully they'll also unveil a "Tornado" game we were guessing/hoping on too

Banky A
Banky A
11 years ago

All my comrades died on Mars..
Damn BAHRAM.

Nohman will pay.

redman479
redman479
11 years ago

That was priceless Arnold! Now I gotta break out my Chappelle Show dvd's!

tlpn99
tlpn99
11 years ago

Must have missed this being in the UK, Dillon, Rosie, anyone else from the UK here enlighten me ? lol 🙂

Random_Steve
Random_Steve
11 years ago

nah, ive never heard of it, but it was probably around before i was born lol

Deadman
Deadman
11 years ago

You tube it funny as hell

ArnoldK PSXE
ArnoldK PSXE
11 years ago

Random Steve: Then you must be 5 years old. Hahaha. It's not old at all.

Random_Steve
Random_Steve
11 years ago

lol, i watched the niggar family one- priceless

Thinker
Thinker
11 years ago

"Featuring a variety of high-profile speakers for all major platforms"

I have all three consoles – PS3, 360 & Wii, but I sincerely hope that this statement does not mean a next Kojima installment is MS-bribe-obtained-exclusive.

Jawknee
Jawknee
11 years ago

It maybe, but i doubt it will be MGS5. If anything it maybe ZOE3. Im sick of M$ throwing money at people hold back content from their competitors. I think with Kojima though, his work is personal. Its a matter of pride for him. Just before MGS4 was released, he said he wasn't happy with it cause they had to scale it down in order to run on the PS3. If thats the case, the MGS will never go to the 360.

migabyte
migabyte
11 years ago

MS would have to throw a lot of money for that one. 4.5 million copies of MGS4 sold. That is a lot of income. Trust me, whatever it is, it's coming to PS3.

Scarecrow
Scarecrow
11 years ago

Can't wait

Lord carlos
Lord carlos
11 years ago

this is sorta off topic but that konami/kojima countdown site reminded me of a scene in MGS4 where raiden is going on about being totally alone & he says something to snake like'it even rained the day i was born'and snake replies something along the lines of 'you were the lightening in that storm'(or rain)
now i'm probably a million miles off but could that site be depicting raiden's bithday storm?
if it is indeed a Metal gear game,could it be starring raiden?
I'm just guessing here!

Any thoughts?

Jed
Jed
11 years ago

A lot of people have speculated about that. I remember seeing a pic from a press confrence, (I think it was from the GDC) where they showed a picture of Raiden.

I think you're on the right track.

Lord carlos
Lord carlos
11 years ago

cheers mate !!
now back to watching the countdown 🙂

Jed
Jed
11 years ago

Arnold always finds the funniest sh*t to put up for the picture. I'm still laughing about the awesomness one.

Deadman
Deadman
11 years ago

Konami + all genres maybe a new Suikoden also

BeezleDrop
BeezleDrop
11 years ago

MG5 is going to be epic! Just like chappelle already is son!

Jed
Jed
11 years ago

"Aluminum Tubes Bitches!!!"

Oh I need a fix

Blaiyan
Blaiyan
11 years ago

I just hope that doesn't mean it's something bad for PS3 fans.

souljah92
souljah92
11 years ago

how come the site hasnt been updated all weekend?

Geobaldi
Geobaldi
11 years ago

It is a holiday weekend after all. Can't expect every site to be updated every single day.

tlpn99
tlpn99
11 years ago

Ben has gone on holiday for the weekend and Arnold is trying to do reviews of games I imagine. Before he can review them he needs time to play them. Ben will be back soon. 🙂

Alienange
Alienange
11 years ago

Revolutionary? As in Dance Revolution? Karaoke Revolution? And dare I say, Rock Revolution? That kind of revolutionary?

+1 vote for new Suikoden.