It's the return…of the ladies.

Perhaps the glory days of E3 are in the past, but one of the features the ESA removed from the past few shows will make its triumphant return this year: booth babes! As ESA spokesperson Dan Hewitt told Eurogamer : "Models are allowed, but having them is a choice exhibitors make for themselves." Well, that's fine, just so long as the exhibitors make the right choice, and decide to spice up their presentation with the finest female shapes they can locate. However, the ESA isn't about to let it turn into happy hour at a strip club; they will maintain the following dress code:

"Material, including live models, conduct that is sexually explicit and/or sexually provocative, including but not limited to nudity, partial nudity and bathing suit bottoms, are prohibited on the Show floor, all common areas, and at any access points to the Show."

Eh, that's okay. At the very least, when people return from E3 this year, you'll see the photos explode on the Internet. Sure, you'll get the standard game pics here and there, but a show without babes isn't a show at all (as many young male journalists will likely attest to). Of course, you'll probably see plenty of hotties in certain games, too, but those are all…you know, virtual and stuff. They can't…you know, do stuff.

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SarahPalinMILF
SarahPalinMILF
11 years ago

to show that they are sorry for not coming for the past few years, BJ's should be administered for free…lol

N a S a H
N a S a H
11 years ago

lmfao

Shatterday
Shatterday
11 years ago

I giggled.

For shame.

Scarecrow
Scarecrow
11 years ago

They don't matter anymore

The Japanese booth babes are better

sunspider13
sunspider13
11 years ago

Second that, heh.

NealRad
NealRad
11 years ago

poor gaming nerds…keep dreaming guys

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
11 years ago

How about a contest for "hottest girlfriend of gamer" you'd be surprised dude.

Godslim
Godslim
11 years ago

yeh u really would what u think all gamers are ugly nerds?!

somethingrandom
somethingrandom
11 years ago

Off topic: I must have come into a miracle! I no longer get ads on web pages!

Anywho, E3 could always be improved with a little eye candy…

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
11 years ago

Games+Boobs=Heaven

TheHighlander
TheHighlander
11 years ago

You're a fan of Soul Calibur then?

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
11 years ago

You don't get to the forums do you?

Hexen
Hexen
11 years ago

I kind of didn't want them there cause they'd get in the way of the games..I think.

Sir Shak
Sir Shak
11 years ago

I hope there is a real life version of Chloe from Ucharted 2 .

Neurotoxiny
Neurotoxiny
11 years ago

In practically every single fighting game with females, the girls are all wearing really slutty outfits. Well, in general, most girls in games are wearing slutty outfits, and have large chests, and have these nice voices, etc…

I've never been to a gaming convention. I only hear about them.

Oyashiro
Oyashiro
11 years ago

Well its about time!

BikerSaint
BikerSaint
11 years ago

Hmmm, the babe on the far right in the pic, can bodypaint a racing stripe right down my back anytime!

LegendaryWolfeh
LegendaryWolfeh
11 years ago

anyone know if this years e3 is open to the public or not?

Geobaldi
Geobaldi
11 years ago

As far as I know it's not.

Gabriel013
Gabriel013
11 years ago

Nothing wrong with Booth Babes, glad they are back.

cowboy828
cowboy828
11 years ago

Booth babes are hot but hopely the games will be hotter.

bearbobby
bearbobby
11 years ago

meh…

psxmax
psxmax
11 years ago

They finally wised up after the past E3s poor performances. Out with the new and in with the old.

Nynja
Nynja
11 years ago

Hopefully they don't use the same mind set when selecting the "babes"…. (O.O)

MadKatBebop
MadKatBebop
11 years ago

Ive never been to e3 but when games have girls in them they seem to have really big boobs and no backside! I mean whats with that? I like a girl with a big booty. but the girl on the far right and the one second too the left talk about fine!

Vivi_Gamer
Vivi_Gamer
11 years ago

Didnt know prostitution was available at game festivals.

smileys_007
smileys_007
11 years ago

@scarecrow

you're so damn right my friend!! japanese babes are the best!!!