The good news is that you might not be working on July 4. So watch and laugh from the safety of your own home!
Oh, it's not so bad. It's just that most independence day speeches don't contain any f-bombs, and most don't involve anal-probing aliens, and most don't have a dude asking some chick if she wants to do the horizontal mambo.
But that's Saints Row IV for ya. Publisher Deep Silver has released a special Independence Day trailer today and it's just about what you'd expect: Rude, crude and loaded with over-the-top cartoon-y action. If you're looking for some open-world craziness, this is exactly the game you want. And besides, it'll be out on August 23, over three weeks before Grand Theft Auto V hits in mid-September, so you'll have plenty of time.
Get ready to hand those aliens a whoopin'!
Related Game(s): Saints Row IV