HA.

So according to Eurogamer , Sony received a legitimate pitch from a developer for an EyeToy Kama Sutra game. …no, don't go look on Amazon; the idea was rejected. Fast.

SCE executive producer Pete Smith explained the somewhat comical situation:

"This was a genuine pitch from a developer. Seriously, this was a genuine pitch. So, the guy is going to me, 'it's like, so there's an outline on the screen with the EyeToy…' I'm like, I get it, yeah."

The Kama Sutra is legendary; it's an ancient Hindu text that focuses on sexuality. If couples are looking for variety, the book offers approximately 8,729 different sexual positions…okay, I made that up but you'd be surprised at the…um…inventiveness. Anyway, Smith said the idea was discussed (briefly) before being dismissed.

"We were talking about it back at the office. Obviously we didn't sign it and it never ever saw the light of day. But we were going, how exactly would we QA it?" he said. "You can imagine these two big hairy testers going, 'No, you're the b**** tonight.'"

And that's your hearty laugh for the day, courtesy of Sony and  one extra brave game maker. Now we kinda want to know who…

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frostface
frostface
8 years ago

I like the picture lol

BikerSaint
BikerSaint
8 years ago

Ha, music notes need some good lovin' too!

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
8 years ago

Haha, hey I think it's a good idea. They could make it part of people's sex ed courses.

nogoat23
nogoat23
8 years ago

"How would we QA it?" Hahaha!

jimmyhandsome
jimmyhandsome
8 years ago

That's hilarious. It'd be good for practicing the Eiffel Tower with a few of my buddies.

TheHighlander
TheHighlander
8 years ago

lol, sounds like an awesome meeting. No, seriously, as ridiculous as it sounds, if these consoles are going to make it to the mainstream for everyone, then there are many audiences that need to be catered to. LOL

This sounds like someone was trying to go for a PSEye version of Twister for consenting adults…

CaptRon
CaptRon
8 years ago

This could've been interesting. Maybe the first game for girlfriend to like lol

leatherface
leatherface
8 years ago

how awesome would it have been to platinum this game! probably even better with MOVE support. exclusively on the Laystation 3!

Oyashiro
Oyashiro
8 years ago

Multiplayer only? Pass! :/

Underdog15
Underdog15
8 years ago

lol

Xombito
Xombito
8 years ago

I wonder if the developer is pitching it to MS for Kinect now.

Red 5
Red 5
8 years ago

Hi:

I saw that picture like 6 months ago more or less and watching it in a VideoGames page makes Me laugh. "Prelude Du Fornication" or something like that it was named (the picture).
Anyway, a Game is a Game and I wonder how much Multiplayer could be designed for this…


Last edited by Red 5 on 7/12/2012 5:00:33 PM

Pyramid
Pyramid
8 years ago

I hope they dont stop at Nintendo.

___________
___________
8 years ago

what the?
christ, developers are coming up with THE stupidest ideas this gen!
50 bucks says it was suda 51 who pitched it……