Of course it's isn't real. …even if some perverted part of us wishes it was.

Grasshopper Manufacture's latest, Lollipop Chainsaw , is less than a month away and if you're interested, you might want to place a deposit on the game.

If you do so in fantasy land, you will receive a robot replica of the game's heroine, Juliet. You can control her and make her do whatever you want. You can bring her home, put her in a corner, play a game, and when you've finally had your fill and would like some female companionship, you just press a button and have her…well, use your imagination.

Just make sure you're fully checked out on that remote control. She does carry a chainsaw, after all.