I tried thinking of some witticism as an intro to this article, but all these reviews have fried my brain. Just click play below to come up with your own pun.

Now, if you pre-ordered Red Faction: Armageddon , you landed an early access code for THQ's Initiation Station, which lets you create just about any sort of character you want for Saints Row: The Third . If you don't have a code, the public Initiation Station will be available on the PlayStation Network, Xbox Live and Steam next week (November 1). But this really is a boring description; the trailer does a much better job.