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Dead Or Alive Girls Visiting A Handheld Paradise In 2010

The Dead or Alive series has an interesting reputation amongst gamers. Some see it is as little more than titillation via mediocre gameplay while others insist the titles are always enjoyable.

Well, if you fall into the latter camp and you're a proud PSP owner, perhaps you'll pick up Dead or Alive: Paradise when it arrives…that is, if it breaks Japanese borders. According to Examiner.com , the latest edition of Famitsu has lifted the lid on this new handheld DoA iteration and no, it seems you won't be battling for standard fighting-game supremacy. Apparently, this is more like the Dead or Alive: Xtreme titles on the Xbox and Xbox 360; you'll simply be participating in a variety of mini-games featuring the curvaceous ladies we all know and pretend not to love. Of course, we're hoping there's a little more to it than just mini-games; Xtreme let you do stuff like go to a casino and hop across colorful cushions in the pool, but at least it was about volleyball. If all we're doing is pressing a button really fast to make a girl grab the flag in a beach version of CTF, I have a feeling many will pass on this game. But who knows? When you're on the go, perhaps you just need a guilty pleasure and something that can be considered "bite-size comfort food for the soul." I made that up.

We'll let you know when more information comes to light for Dead or Alive: Paradise but in the meantime, cross your fingers that it'll see an eventual release in the US and Europe.

Related Game(s): Dead or Alive: Paradise

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BTNwarrior
BTNwarrior
15 years ago

And I bet the next article we will hear about this is going to be about how they programed it so they jiggly clevage is more realistic than ever.

JackC8
JackC8
15 years ago

"handheld paradise" LOL

556pineapple
556pineapple
15 years ago

I played DoA 2 on my brother's PS2 when he first got it, and it was alright, but I really haven't seen a need to play any other game in this series.

Effi
Effi
15 years ago

'Some see it is as little more than titillation via mediocre gameplay while others insist the titles are always enjoyable.'

i saw titties are always enjoyable..

LOL

ok nvm.

Alienange
Alienange
15 years ago

I'd say it'll be more than one bite.

convergecrew
convergecrew
15 years ago

Awesome!! This series is awesome but I only played the last one for about an hour before I got bored.

BikerSaint
BikerSaint
15 years ago

AHA, somebody out there is sure to
"Get jiggy with it"

ryu
ryu
15 years ago

a rehash on handheld, does that mean they'r running low on cash?

Oyashiro
Oyashiro
15 years ago

Itagaki leaves and they put DOA on the PSP. Oh snap! He would be rolling in his grave if he was you know… dead.

And let all not kid ourselves, no one played DOA for its horrible fighting engine. At least this will be all that much closer to what the series has always wanted to be… Sexy Beach.

TheHighlander
TheHighlander
15 years ago

Not that there is anything wrong with that….obviously.

😉

___________
___________
15 years ago

finally porn has gone portable 😉
never played a dead or alive title so i might give this a shot once its out.
but if theres one PSP game im really dying for its the duke nukem game.
havent had news on that in ages.
that and a new syphon filter game, new twisted metal game, new GOW gAme, new ratchet and clank game, and uncharted PSP would be so cool!
yea, that should last me for a few weeks.

TheHighlander
TheHighlander
15 years ago

With it's integrated web browser, the PSP has had that since the get go my friend.

___________
___________
15 years ago

yea, thats true but its hard to hide the evidence.
at least with this you could say its just a game.

bOnEs
bOnEs
15 years ago

i wonder if you can play this game with one hand…

ehh, i have yet to buy a PSP… and i don't think i ever will so, let me know when the girls decide to grace the PS3…

Fane1024
Fane1024
15 years ago

Well, there is only one analog nub. I guess it depends on whether you can remap the buttons.

And, yes, I took his question too seriously. On purpose.

TheHighlander
TheHighlander
15 years ago

Fane! Leave that nub alone! Good grief, this is a family website!

😉

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
15 years ago

A hint of DOA on PS3 possibility?

BikerSaint
BikerSaint
15 years ago

I'm callin' "dibs" on the 2nd & 4th gal tag-team

LegendarySai
LegendarySai
15 years ago

"bite-size comfort food for the soul". i like it John, i like it…