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Cosmo Says: Girls Who Play More, Get It On More

Well, if Cosmo says it, it has to be true. They've never been known to publishing anything false for the sake of attention…

But anywho, at least gamers can interpret it as good news, provided they don't think too much about it. As several sources around the Internet have already noted, the most recent issue of Cosmopolitan features a downright stunning revelation concerning females who play video games. We all know the stigmas and stereotypes, which makes it all the more shocking: according to their "survey," women who play games get it on more than those who don't; four times per week instead of three. They suggest getting a Wii or going to an arcade because the guy will be in "man-date heaven."

Now, we hate to play devil's advocate here, but- No. We won't do that to you. Let's just wonder aloud about things that won't dispel this wonderful idea. …um, do you still have an arcade in your area? And do actual gamers go there, or just kids under the age of 7 and girls who think it's more like a carnival? And does it have to be the Wii? Now aren't all you girls insulted at the stereotype that only girls would play games that…well, aren't really indicative of where the industry is? And what the hell is "man-date heaven," anyway?

Well, we'll just leave it at that. You guys can enjoy the fantasy as long as you like. Remember, it's in Cosmo .

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robinhood2010
robinhood2010
13 years ago

In actual fact, the nearest arcade is a good 30 miles away, so it isn't THAT far.

BeezleDrop
BeezleDrop
13 years ago

This is quite true in fact, my GF is loving Katamari, Ratchet and Clank, and Kirby's Epic Yarn and she is quite frisky. The sad part about it is though, there are no decent arcades around where I live. All have closed or sent there machines away, sad indeed but it is the way of business.

Jawknee
Jawknee
13 years ago

There was time when Cosmo actually reported real news.

Orvisman
Orvisman
13 years ago

LOL. When? Cosmo is as far from a news magazine, as it has always been, as there ever was or will be.

Saying Cosmo used to report real news is like saying Maxim used to report real news.

frylock25
frylock25
13 years ago

wait, wait, jawknee, how do you know what cosmo used to do? were you like a former reader? lol

Jawknee
Jawknee
13 years ago

It was a very long time ago before any of us were around. I do spend some of my time talking to older wiser people. 😉

gumbi
gumbi
13 years ago

I'd hardly qualify playing Wii as "man-date heaven"… Unless of course, we're talking the universal man language of innuendo here. In which case, I love playing Wii.

Hezzron
Hezzron
13 years ago

Remember those big muscular jocks who used to kick sand in our faces? When one of those types walk into an arcade now, WE can throw a fist full of quarters in their face and walk off with THIER girl. Revenge of the nerds baby!

Underdog15
Underdog15
13 years ago

I was one of those jocks. But I only kicked sand in your face to steal your good games and play them myself.

Jawknee
Jawknee
13 years ago

I was never the guy with the sand in his face, rather i was the guy who new how to get the jocks in trouble with their coaches, getting them kicked out of games.

🙂 They had it coming.

BikerSaint
BikerSaint
13 years ago

Well, I'll substitute my Harley instead of the Wii cause any gamer gal would have a hard time trying to hanging on, to the back of my WII

You'll have to excuse me now cause I'm off in search of a stunning red headed trophy whore…
.er……I mean future ex.

LimitedVertigo
LimitedVertigo
13 years ago

Doesn't matter when a majority of the girls that play videogames have these characteristics:

-fat
-ugly
-bad breath
-emo
-gay
-poor
-liberal
-stupid

So ya, sex with that sounds gross.

Jawknee
Jawknee
13 years ago

LOL! True. The only girl gamers i know i wouldn't touch them with your…….

BikerSaint
BikerSaint
13 years ago

LV,
I never go out looking for that vast majority, thank goodness.

frylock25
frylock25
13 years ago

wait LV, you sleep with women? lol

LimitedVertigo
LimitedVertigo
13 years ago

The ones that aren't allergic to electrical tape, yes.

Orvisman
Orvisman
13 years ago

A rape joke… really LV? You're better than that… okay… not really.

Jawknee
Jawknee
13 years ago

Orvis, i think he was just joking about bondage. Not rape.

LimitedVertigo
LimitedVertigo
13 years ago

No, it was definitely rape.

Jawknee
Jawknee
13 years ago

>.<

Orvisman
Orvisman
13 years ago

Next time you go to the market and they ask you "paper or plastic?"

Tell them paper… problem solved for most of your list!

Or plastic if you're kinky. 😉

That electrical tape will cover the liberal part if you tape their mouth shut.

laxpro2001
laxpro2001
13 years ago

@limited
I can see the other ones definitely, but why does it matter if the girl has liberal views, after all it is just a PoV.

Same goes for being poor though I can see where you are coming from if they are like a mooch but then again aren't all girls?

ace_boon_coon
ace_boon_coon
13 years ago

@ LV

that's so true. every gamer girl i've seen is pretty busted ewwww.

WorldEndsWithMe
WorldEndsWithMe
13 years ago

That's what happens when they don't make a Rapelay 2.

Zorigo
Zorigo
13 years ago

i didn't really put a rape joke past L.V

LimitedVertigo
LimitedVertigo
13 years ago

@lax

Liberal views from ignorant people are what cause the entitlement mentality now plaguing the United States.

Once you reach a certain age being poor is more of a choice than a situation.

Ben Dutka PSXE
Ben Dutka PSXE
13 years ago

Entitlement. …don't get me started.

ace_boon_coon
ace_boon_coon
13 years ago

nooooo please, no political views.

LimitedVertigo
LimitedVertigo
13 years ago

I'd like to point out that every person that thumbed me down likes:

-fat
-ugly
-bad breath
-emo
-gay
-poor
-liberal
-stupid

girls.

ace_boon_coon
ace_boon_coon
13 years ago

@ LV

lol don't get bitter. those girl need lovin too. (not from me)

xnonsuchx
xnonsuchx
13 years ago

More likely, they just thought it was utterly stupid, LV!

LimitedVertigo
LimitedVertigo
13 years ago

xnonsuchx,

Ah, gotta love the usual "thumbs down" a-holes that contribute ZERO in a conversation.

If it's stupid I'd love for someone to offer up a valid argument against what I said. Ya, that's what I thought.

AcHiLLiA
AcHiLLiA
13 years ago

@LV, I know some poor people that are girls and some others from other friends and their beautiful. I hope ur joking about that but if ur not well u just have some problems or u never been around those kind of people.

Him
Him
13 years ago

Hahaha…….Liberals….

LimitedVertigo
LimitedVertigo
13 years ago

_CurseOfAbiGaiL,

Poor = LAZY

So go ahead and plow that but I assure you the field was harvested long before you arrived.

Jawknee
Jawknee
13 years ago

Agreed. Any healthy, able bodied human being who is poor is poor by choice. And these liberal entitlement policies enable perfectly healthy, able bodied people to continue to being poor. AKA..lazy on working peoples dimes.


Last edited by Jawknee on 10/18/2010 7:58:42 PM

AcHiLLiA
AcHiLLiA
13 years ago

@LV

Poor does not = lazy people.
Their are tons of poor hard working people, inside and out.

Oh yah, I'll plow ur field for everything u got.


Last edited by AcHiLLiA on 10/18/2010 11:09:13 PM

Shams
Shams
13 years ago

A few years back, i read an article of an African mother who would transport 100 lb's of materials on her back up and and down a mountain so that her children could go to sleep less hungry each night. It was the only job available for her. And without exaggeration, we probably spend more on something like coffee in a day than she earns in a month. So even if she didn't have any children, her lot wouldn't be much better.

LimitedVertigo
LimitedVertigo
13 years ago

_CurseOfAbiGaiL,

If you're poor and wasting your time to the point of being called a "gamer" than you've earned being poor. I was obviously comparing the two with my comments.

If you're poor due to a situation beyond your control than move to Indiana and open up a Second Hand store and run for Mayor.

You're going to let me put my cha cha in your hoohah!? If we ever had kids I'd eat them, that's for sure.

Shams
Shams
13 years ago

Don't worry, CurseOfAbigail, and don't take it personally. This is LV's twisted way of making friends.

AcHiLLiA
AcHiLLiA
13 years ago

@LV

So u think I'm a chick huh, why does my pic turn u on or is it cause I have a girl's name in my nickname.

Don't worry Shams, nothing personal here.

frylock25
frylock25
13 years ago

im starting to think that LV is one of those people that puts his hands down anyones pants and is happy with whatever he finds


Last edited by frylock25 on 10/19/2010 2:22:10 PM

LimitedVertigo
LimitedVertigo
13 years ago

_CurseOfAbiGaiL,

Well actually it was three things:

1. You insinuated you'd have sex with me.
2. You have a picture of a girl.
3. Your name comes across rather girly.

frylock,

Is that an offer?

AcHiLLiA
AcHiLLiA
13 years ago

Just leave it to that LV, trust me u wouldn't want to get to close.


Last edited by AcHiLLiA on 10/19/2010 4:05:30 PM

LimitedVertigo
LimitedVertigo
13 years ago

_CurseOfAbiGaiL,

Of course not, never said I did. You're the one throwing out the sex card. I maintain my position on the list I made and you maintain your position of attempting to seduce me.

frylock25
frylock25
13 years ago

sorry dude no offer there lol just an oberservation.

AcHiLLiA
AcHiLLiA
13 years ago

no dude, u don't get what I mean, it's kk though.

BikerSaint
BikerSaint
13 years ago

I was that rebel-rouser on the Harley who always ran over the jocks.

"Tire tracks all across your back, I can see you had your fun,…."

(name that tune for an extra 1-thumbs up, no internet search cheating though, LOL)


Last edited by BikerSaint on 10/18/2010 11:56:11 AM

Shams
Shams
13 years ago

Cross Town Traffic by Jimi Hendrix?

mike rlz
mike rlz
13 years ago

i can attest to this. she played FF. she was hot. oh high school… if i could go back…. nah, still wouldnt. high school sucked.

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