Ben-DutkaIt's not about the game. It's about…well, you know what it's about.
Bayonetta is one of the lookers in the video game world, a curvaceous vixen who somehow makes glasses sexy, and manages to combine blindingly fast ass-kicking with a stripper-like flaunting of feminine wares. Perhaps you're a fan. Maybe you're not a fan of the game, per se, but you're a fan of her . Of course, most all men are fans of that impossible figure but are they big enough fans to pay $500 for that figure…?
Kotaku has noted that Japanese model-maker Volks has completed their Bayonetta 1/4-scale figure, and as you take a gander at the pics, you can decide for yourself: is it worth the price? For most, probably not. But hey, there are some pretty hardcore collectors out there and when it comes to an exclusive, intricately designed piece like this, it's a must-have, right? Unsurprisingly, Volks wanted to capture the pose and attitude…they're only missing the lollipop.
Related Game(s): Bayonetta
Anyone who denies Bayonetta's sexiness is either delusional or blind. Those sumptuous curves, the cheesy glint gleaming from her glasses, the way a few strands of her hair loop down and then back up; the lowest strand flicking the highest arch of her brow, and a final yet endless quality to her charm; the pin-prick point of a beauty mark lurking on the left side of her countenance right below the protrusion of her tickling tongue. Oh, that's truly one of God's finest gifts! Joy be to all men that lay eyes on such an impossibly exotic specimen!
Bayonetta is one the hottest vixen out there, but this figurine is bit………..
Well anyway I can't start my lappy cause a virus got to it so I'm using my PS3 to get to PSXE.
"It better s*ck me and f*ck me for $500!" – Anthony Anderson
it's not a doll, it's a figurine. It looks like its made out of ceramic
Its not good enough.
It's urethane resin, most Anime figures are made of that substance. It's quite solid and inflexible, feels like china, is lighter than the clay or ceramic equivalent and it's easy to manufacture complex shapes. They're very easy to paint. However they *can* crack and shatter.
Last edited by TheHighlander on 8/31/2010 10:45:36 PM
I got to say for 500 it should do more then just sit on a shelf, maybe make me dinner. LOL.
You want her to make you dinner!? That's *all*? OMG!!
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honestly, what do people see in bayonetta?
honestly, give me Chloe or Elana from uncharted 2 any day of the week!!!!!!!!
Sorry guys but Bayonetta's body just cant touch Chloe Frazer's. If Chloe had Lara Crofts face I would activate my physical matter digitizer open the HDMI portal, jack in, and see that sexy body up close and personal!
Sophitia.
'nuff said.
500 for that would be a waste of money. I'm sorry but bills come above all, hell you can get both a ps3 & 360 or more games if you're gonna that kinda money.
I have no idea why this game got such high review scores (especially on the 360), there's just no way in hell this is a 9.x game. I played and finished this game (with the patch, so it has nothing to do with slow loading or other early problems with the game), I don't care how you slice it but this is a 7.5 game at best.
I don't really see what's so sexy about her either, like someone else said – give me Elena or Chloe from Uncharted any day of the week!
Who the heck is Sophitia? I guess I'll have to do a little research.
Sophitia throws down with a sword in a dress! Damn.
Sophitia throws down with a sword in a dress! Damn.