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E3 Booth Babes Speak: What To Do, What Not To Do

You know, I only just recently realized we went through the entire E3 show this year without ever mentioning the booth babes.

…the hell is wrong with us. Well, the following video from Spike TV addresses a subject we've all thought about at one point or another: "how do you hit on a booth babe?" The footage includes stories of how guys have attempted it in the past, and perhaps the best advice comes from the first chick: just don't do it. The girls are hot as always, and the common reaction seems to be shyness or awkwardness – good goddamn, I thought gamers were past that – but hey, some journalists are really on edge during that week, ya know? A little stressed. A little frazzled. So give 'em a break, girls.

And by the way, when a reporter of any kind asks a girl such questions, the girl will invariably lie. Just trust me on this. One of my former gigs required that… It doesn't matter. Let's just say that the truth wouldn't have made for much of a booth babe video: be pleasant, relaxed, and if she finds you interesting, you'll know it. If she doesn't, you'll know that, too, and there ain't a thing you can do about it.

P.S. Forget the bbs.  Just gimme that reporter…

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